AT MY WEDDING:

THE MINISTER WILL BE DRESSED AS A PIRATE.

THE GROOM SIDE WILL BE DRESSED AS ROBOTS.

THE BRIDE SIDE WILL BE DRESSED AS ZOMBIES.

BRIDES MAIDS AND GROOMSMEN WILL BE DRESSED AS MEMBERS OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE

MY FIANCE AND I WILL BE DRESSED UP AS BATMAN AND CATWOMAN.

AND THE FLOWER GIRL AND THE RING BEARER WILL BE DRESSED AS FUCKING UNICORNS.

AND AFTER THE CEREMONY, MY HUSBAND AND I WILL RIDE INTO THE SUNSET ON TWO GODDAMN GOLDEN SEGWAYS WHILST POLLUTING THE AIR WITH LMFAO’S GREATEST HITS.

IT WILL BE CHAOS… BUT DAMMIT IT WILL BE EPIC

DON’T LIKE IT?

FUCK YEAH.

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