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54612 ♥ / 23 May, 2013
30932 ♥ / 23 May, 2013
143712 ♥ / 23 May, 2013
zephyrtisane:

hemospect:

maybethings:

defira85:

neko-shadow:

ow
ow
owowowowow
puns hurt

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

Grooooooooooooooooooan

SCREAMS

oh no it hurts but i love it
105174 ♥ / 22 May, 2013
krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN
77310 ♥ / 22 May, 2013
1006 ♥ / 22 May, 2013

I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.

348742 ♥ / 22 May, 2013

MY LIFE

my life will never be complete until i find out if:

A) If Arnold (HEY ARNOLD) ever finds his parents

B) If him and Helga ever end up together

C) If Helga’s mom ever goes to rehab 

0 ♥ / 21 May, 2013

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

120797 ♥ / 21 May, 2013
5178 ♥ / 21 May, 2013

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

102264 ♥ / 21 May, 2013
67180 ♥ / 21 May, 2013
quixon:

ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

She’s white.
The entire world is about her.
40803 ♥ / 21 May, 2013
29645 ♥ / 21 May, 2013
fucking majestic
6287 ♥ / 21 May, 2013
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