today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
you mean 12/11/13
it’s hard buying gifts for nerds bc you’re like “i want the thing but they’re my friend”
it’s the ultimate sacrafice
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?